2oz Coffee Samplers

Same coffee, just a little smaller (and cuter)! Perfect for those in your life you want to gently nudge into the Thou Mayest lifestyle…without throwing a full-on caffeine party in their face. Think of it as a friendly, low-pressure “here, try this!” without the risk of a coffee-induced existential crisis.

Or, if you’re new here, welcome. This is the easiest way to try the standards that started it all.
Each roast available to purchase separately on the main product pages - scroll down for details.

Choose from:

A 4-Pack Whole Bean Sampler featuring our four most popular brews: Alter Ego, Boldly Go, Smooth Operator, and Wild Child.
A 6-Pack Whole Bean Sampler with all six core coffees: Alter Ego, Boldly Go, Smooth Operator, Wild Child, Laid Back, and Super Ego.

Flavor

Buy it with

TM Breakfast Club Mug

14oz Diner Mug

$ 20.00

TM Logo Sticker

$ 2.00

Drink It, Love It, Thou Must Tumbler

8oz

$ 25.00

All your faves, just a little bit smaller

Looking for a taste of TM without committing to a whole bag? Well you've landed in the right spot - these cutie patooties are the perfect size to try a pot of each of our core coffees without the pressure of having to finish the bag.

Ranging from dark roast to light roast, get a taste of the coffees that built the house.

The Lineup

Smooth Operator →

Medium Roast, Single Origin Brazil

tastes like: milk duds • cherry sweetness • balanced & mellow

Boldly Go →

Dark-Medium Roast, Single Origin Sumatra

tastes like: dark chocolate • strong & bold • heavy mouthfeel

Wild Child →

Light Roast, Single Origin Ethiopia

tastes like: balanced & bright • lemony sweetness • complex euphoria

Alter Ego →

Dark-Medium Roast, Blend Brazil-Sumatra

tastes like: silky milk chocolate • drenched nuttiness • snappy mouthfeel

Laid Back Decaf →

Medium Roast, Single Origin Colombia

tastes like: soft & soothing • light smoky sass • balanced & sweet

Super Ego →

Dark Roast, Blend Brazil-Sumatra

tastes like: nutty chocolate bar • dark & deep • syrupy mouthfeel

Brew Ratios

Coffee is an adventure - bold, personal, and meant to be explored.

There are no hard rules here, just flavors waiting to be discovered. We have our own favorite ratios, but your perfect cup is yours alone. Try our coffee any way you like—French press, pour-over, espresso. Then make it your own.

Filter (Drip) Coffee Ratios

Mild: 1:18 (1G Coffee: 18G Water)

Balanced: 1:16-1:17

Strong: 1:15

Espresso (Alter/Super Ego) Ratio

18-20G in, 40G out

Brew at 9 bars. 28-32 seconds